Like...
"Where's the nail polish remover? I've got Jewelry-Metal-Glue on my lip." (True story)
Or...
"Ohmigosh, I broke my ear!" (referring to Little Lonestar)
What about...
"Has anyone seen my saddle? I've lost my saddle! I just had it, and then I put it down on this desk and now I can't find it..."
Just comes with the territory...I feel for the next person I date.
LOL. The weird things we say that can be taken out of context!
ReplyDeleteI completely identify with the lost saddle conundrum! As for dating, pick a guy who collects model trains--then he has no right to complain. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There should be a contset of all the crazy things tack makers/customizers say!
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